• Condiment Bottle Topper
  • Condiment Bottle Topper
  • Condiment Bottle Topper
  • Condiment Bottle Topper
  • Condiment Bottle Topper
  • Condiment Bottle Topper

Condiment Bottle Topper

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● Available - Delivered in 3-5 days

Perfect novelty gift
Durable rock-hard plastic
Pre-packaged in gift box

Sir Perky is back, but this time he's not screwing around! Fairly Odd Novelties presents the Sir Perky condiment bottle topper, The newest and most hilarious addition to our set of novelty and raunchy perky-ware!

With his latest form, Sir Perky is here to make picnics or BBQ's more of a gas by dispensing your favorite condiments!

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We wrangle your orders within a cheeky 1-2 business days. If we're swamped (probably from chasing runaway whoopee cushions), there might be a teensy delay. Hang tight – good things come to those who wait!

The cost of teleporting your giggles to your doorstep will magically appear at checkout. Standard shipping: 3-5 days of nail-biting anticipation. Need it faster? We've got lightning-quick options too!

We offer free shipping for all purchases above $16.

Sir Perky - The perfect party gift

Our little guy brings a touch of humor and functionality to every bottle-opening experience. With Sir Perky, even the simplest moments become unforgettable and lighthearted. This is the ideal gift at any birthday, White elephant, secret Santa, or office party. Every Sir Perky comes pre-packaged in a nice handy box, perfect for gifting.

What our customers say

  • ★★★★★

    “So cute... This was a gift for my friend and kept one for myself.”

    Granny K
  • ★★★★★

    “Bought for a christmas gift. Hope they like their new wine opener.”

    Jean McGrew
  • ★★★★★

    “This is so flipping awesome. Cracks me up. This works perfect!”

    Summer
  • ★★★★★

    “Bought this for a gift for someone and they absolutely loved it.”

    Jennifer Bryan
  • ★★★★★

    “Our family had a great laugh with this!”

    MariLew

How Sir Perky came to be

One evening, while enjoying a glass of wine it struck me: wine stoppers and household accessories were unbelievably dull. They did their job, sure, but where was the fun, the cheekiness?

That’s when the idea for the Sir Perky brand came to life. It couldn’t be just any wine stopper but one with a naughty twist, sure to raise eyebrows and provoke laughter.

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