Mrs Perky Bottle Stopper
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● Available - Delivered in 3-5 days
Who likes a good wine? Mrs. Perky certainly does! Fresh off her honeymoon with her cheeky husband Sir Perky, Mrs. Perky is happy to gracefully adorn the top of your favorite wine bottle. Her ample bosom is there to take it all in and protect your wine from the harsh elements.
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We wrangle your orders within a cheeky 1-2 business days. If we're swamped (probably from chasing runaway whoopee cushions), there might be a teensy delay. Hang tight – good things come to those who wait!
The cost of teleporting your giggles to your doorstep will magically appear at checkout. Standard shipping: 3-5 days of nail-biting anticipation. Need it faster? We've got lightning-quick options too!
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