• Toilet Paper Holder
  • Toilet Paper Holder
  • Toilet Paper Holder
  • Toilet Paper Holder
  • Toilet Paper Holder
  • Toilet Paper Holder
  • Toilet Paper Holder

Toilet Paper Holder

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● Available - Delivered in 3-5 days

Perfect novelty gift
Durable rock-hard plastic
Pre-packaged in gift box

Nobody gets as excited to do your dirty work as Sir Perky! From Fairly Odd Novelties comes this rock solid variant of everyone's favorite excitable fellow, now designed to stand by while you take care of business. With his wide plastic base, you can be assured that he will remain erect and standing no matter how hard you pull on that toilet paper roll.

Sir Perky loves nothing more than bringing a smile to people's faces, and is sure to get a laugh out of any house guests or friends who pay him a visit. If you're having a hard time finding the perfect gift for your next birthday, white elephant, bachelor / bachelorette, or office party, this gift is sure to perk you right up.


We wrangle your orders within a cheeky 1-2 business days. If we're swamped (probably from chasing runaway whoopee cushions), there might be a teensy delay. Hang tight – good things come to those who wait!

The cost of teleporting your giggles to your doorstep will magically appear at checkout. Standard shipping: 3-5 days of nail-biting anticipation. Need it faster? We've got lightning-quick options too!

We offer free shipping for all purchases above $16.

Sir Perky - The perfect party gift

Our little guy brings a touch of humor and functionality to every bottle-opening experience. With Sir Perky, even the simplest moments become unforgettable and lighthearted. This is the ideal gift at any birthday, White elephant, secret Santa, or office party. Every Sir Perky comes pre-packaged in a nice handy box, perfect for gifting.

What our customers say

  • ★★★★★

    “So cute... This was a gift for my friend and kept one for myself.”

    Granny K
  • ★★★★★

    “Bought for a christmas gift. Hope they like their new wine opener.”

    Jean McGrew
  • ★★★★★

    “This is so flipping awesome. Cracks me up. This works perfect!”

  • ★★★★★

    “Bought this for a gift for someone and they absolutely loved it.”

    Jennifer Bryan
  • ★★★★★

    “Our family had a great laugh with this!”


How Sir Perky came to be

One evening, while enjoying a glass of wine it struck me: wine stoppers and household accessories were unbelievably dull. They did their job, sure, but where was the fun, the cheekiness?

That’s when the idea for the Sir Perky brand came to life. It couldn’t be just any wine stopper but one with a naughty twist, sure to raise eyebrows and provoke laughter.